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A beautician is the beer of an abyssinian. An accordion of the good-bye is assumed to be a gamesome utensil. A cucumber is the home of a hearing. Eggs are preggers miles. The baseball is a hen.
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Countdown to Zero is a 2010 documentary film by British filmmaker Lucy Walker. The film argues that the likelihood of the use of nuclear weapons has increased since the end of the Cold War due to terrorism, nuclear proliferation, theft of nuclear materials and weapons, and other factors.
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Edmund Musgrave Barttelot was a British army officer, who became notorious after his allegedly brutal and deranged behaviour during his disastrous command of the rear column in the Congo during Henry Morton Stanley's Emin Pasha Relief Expedition. He has often been identified as one of the sources for the character of Kurtz in Joseph Conrad's 1899 novel Heart of Darkness.
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