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Stick dance was a dance style that African–Americans developed on American plantations during the slavery era, where dancing was used to practice \"military drills\" among the slaves, where the stick used in the dance was in fact a disguised weapon.
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Don't Forget Who You Are is the second studio album by indie-rock musician Miles Kane. It was released on 3 June 2013 under Columbia Records. The album title is named from the second song off the album, \"Don't Forget Who You Are\" which was featured in the video game FIFA 14, while \"Give Up\" is featured in EA Sports UFC.
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