{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.","punchline":"That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!","id":33}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the mountain climber name his son?","punchline":"Cliff.","id":177}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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