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The 2022 Le Samyn was the 54th edition of the Le Samyn road cycling one day race in Belgium. It was a 1.1-rated event on the 2022 UCI Europe Tour and the first event in the 2022 Belgian Road Cycling Cup. The 209 kilometres (130 mi) long race started in Quaregnon and finished in Dour, with almost four laps of a finishing circuit that featured several cobbled sections and climbs.
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The Menominee River is a river in northwestern Michigan and northeastern Wisconsin in the United States. It is approximately 116 miles (187 km) long, draining a rural forested area of northern Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan into Lake Michigan. Its entire course, with that of its tributary, the Brule River, forms part of the boundary between the two states.
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