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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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The Affair of the Poisons was a major murder scandal in France during the reign of King Louis XIV. Between 1677 and 1682, a number of prominent members of the aristocracy were implicated and sentenced on charges of poisoning and witchcraft. The scandal reached into the inner circle of the king. It led to the execution of 36 people.
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The Gros Cap Cemetery, once known as the Western Cemetery, is a cemetery located southeast of Gros Cap, Michigan on US 2. It is one of the oldest cemeteries in the United States to be continuousl