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Brenda Lee Sings Top Teen Hits is a studio album by American singer Brenda Lee. It was released by Decca Records on February 15, 1965, and contained 12 tracks. The album mostly featured songs made popular during the era in which it was released. Three additional songs were new recordings which were singles for Lee: \"When You Loved Me\", \"Is It True\" and \"Thanks a Lot\". Of its three singles, \"Is It True\" made the top 20 in the US and the UK. The album was met with positive reviews upon its release.
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