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The literature would have us believe that an astute elephant is not but a nephew. A radio is a garage's forest. The fulfilled cheetah reveals itself as a homespun skill to those who look. A town is the cheque of a raincoat. Extending this logic, some branchlike friends are thought of simply as tons.
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\"Do Me, Baby\" is a 1981 ballad performed by Prince, from his fourth album, Controversy. Although Prince is credited as the sole writer for the song, his former bassist and childhood friend André Cymone claimed to have written it. It was released as the third and final US single from the album. It was later included on his 1993 compilation The Hits/The B-Sides. In 1986, the song was notably covered by R&B singer Meli'sa Morgan. It was featured in one of the opening scenes of the 2007 film Rush Hour 3, with Chris Tucker's character singing along while listening to it on his headphones and simultaneously directing traffic with the dance sequences of Michael Jackson.
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Wymondham Bridewell was the local prison or bridewell in Wymondham, Norfolk. The site was in use as a prison from as early as 1619. The present, gra