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Lewis Miller Stevens was a lawyer and politician from Philadelphia.
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Dichronauts is a hard science-fiction novel by Australian author Greg Egan. The novel was published by Night Shade Books on 11 July 2017. It describes a universe with two time dimensions, one of which corresponds to the time perception of the characters while the other influences their spatial perception, which precludes rotations in the latter chronological direction. Hence a symbiosis of two life forms is necessary, so that they can even see in all directions. Furthermore, many fundamental laws of physics are altered crucially: Objects can roll uphill or not fall over any more when oriented suitably. There is negative kinetic energy and a fourth state of matter. Planets are no longer spherical, but hyperbolic and therefore have three separate surfaces. Egan describes these details on his website.
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