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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}

{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}

{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}

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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}

{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

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