{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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