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{"type":"standard","title":"Knee Deep in Blue Grass","displaytitle":"Knee Deep in Blue Grass","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q133321949","titles":{"canonical":"Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass","normalized":"Knee Deep in Blue Grass","display":"Knee Deep in Blue Grass"},"pageid":79378332,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Bill_Monroe_Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Bill_Monroe_Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279913082","tid":"ec7f9751-fe5c-11ef-a21f-d8e2754e4da7","timestamp":"2025-03-11T09:40:53Z","description":"1958 studio album by Bill Monroe and his Blue Grass Boys","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Knee_Deep_in_Blue_Grass"}},"extract":"Knee Deep in Blue Grass is the first studio album by American bluegrass musician Bill Monroe and his band, the Blue Grass Boys. Released on June 23, 1958, by Decca Records, it features 12 songs recorded across three sessions at Bradley Film & Recording Studio in Nashville, Tennessee during May and December 1957, produced by Paul Cohen. Prior to th