Berzosilla is a municipality located in the province of Palencia, Castile and León, Spain. According to the 2004 census (INE), the municipality has a population of 63 inhabitants.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Wolfowitz Doctrine","displaytitle":"Wolfowitz Doctrine","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8030179","titles":{"canonical":"Wolfowitz_Doctrine","normalized":"Wolfowitz Doctrine","display":"Wolfowitz Doctrine"},"pageid":3517903,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Paul_Wolfowitz.jpg/330px-Paul_Wolfowitz.jpg","width":320,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Paul_Wolfowitz.jpg","width":2400,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275348873","tid":"c00343fd-e94c-11ef-833b-0bae7ba8e922","timestamp":"2025-02-12T14:22:12Z","description":"U.S. foreign policy doctrine","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wolfowitz_Doctrine"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Wolfowitz_Doctrine","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wolfowitz_Doctrine"}},"extract":"The \"Wolfowitz Doctrine\" is an unofficial name given to the initial version of the Defense Planning Guidance for the 1994–1999 fiscal years published by U.S. Under Secretary of Defense for Policy Paul Wolfowitz and his deputy Scooter Libby. Not intended for public release, it was leaked to The New York Times on March 7, 1992, and sparked public controversy about U.S. foreign and defense policy. The document was widely criticized as imperialist, as the document outlined a policy of unilateralism and pre-emptive military action to suppress potential threats from other nations and prevent dictatorships from rising to superpower status.","extract_html":"
The \"Wolfowitz Doctrine\" is an unofficial name given to the initial version of the Defense Planning Guidance for the 1994–1999 fiscal years published by U.S. Under Secretary of Defense for Policy Paul Wolfowitz and his deputy Scooter Libby. Not