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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}

{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}

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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

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