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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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\"Happy Ending\" is a song by American rapper Hopsin. It was released on October 13, 2017, along with an accompanying music video as the second single from his fifth studio album No Shame. The video was originally taken down from YouTube due to featuring nudity. The song and video, which chronicle Hopsin's experience paying for sexual services at an Asian massage parlor, received nearly universally negative reviews from music critics and drew backlash for its racist and sexist depiction of Asian women.
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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