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Martin Melin, is a Swedish author, police officer, politician and former television personality, and the world's first winner of the TV reality series Expedition Robinson in 1997. Melin has been Member of the Swedish Parliament since August 2023, representing Stockholm Municipality. He previously replaced Joar Forssell as Member of the Swedish Parliament during the latters leave of absence from 31 October 2022 to 30 April 2023.
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