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Foxton Locks are ten canal locks consisting of two \"staircases\" each of five locks, located on the Leicester line of the Grand Union Canal about 3 miles (5 km) west of the Leicestershire town of Market Harborough. They are named after the nearby village of Foxton.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Inferior ophthalmic vein","displaytitle":"Inferior ophthalmic vein","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6029380","titles":{"canonical":"Inferior_ophthalmic_vein","normalized":"Inferior ophthalmic vein","display":"Inferior ophthalmic vein"},"pageid":4479949,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Gray572.png/330px-Gray572.png","width":320,"height":233},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Gray572.png","width":500,"height":364},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1206252883","tid":"cf4951e6-c8fe-11ee-a1ca-94735c2cc3cd","timestamp":"2024-02-11T16:58:42Z","description":"Vein of the orbit around the eye","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_ophthalmic_vein","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_ophthalmic_vein?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_ophthalmic_vein?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Inferior_ophthalmic_vein"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_ophthalmic_vein","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Inferior_ophthalmic_vein","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_ophthalmic_vein?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Inferior_ophthalmic_vein"}},"extract":"The inferior ophthalmic vein is a vein of the orbit that - together with the superior ophthalmic vein - represents the principal drainage system of the orbit. It begins from a venous network in the front of the orbit, then passes backwards through the lower orbit. It drains several structures of the orbit. It may end by splitting into two branches, one draining into the pterygoid venous plexus and the other ultimately into the cavernous sinus.","extract_html":"
The inferior ophthalmic vein is a vein of the orbit that - together with the superior ophthalmic vein - represents the principal drainage system of the orbit. It begins from a venous network in the front of the orbit, then passes backwards through the lower orbit. It drains several structures of the orbit. It may end by splitting into two branches, one draining into the pterygoid venous plexus and the other ultimately into the cavernous sinus.
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