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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?","punchline":"Because then it'd be a foot!","id":308}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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