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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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