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{"type":"standard","title":"The Japanese Era Rangoon General Hospital","displaytitle":"The Japanese Era Rangoon General Hospital","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q13073339","titles":{"canonical":"The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital","normalized":"The Japanese Era Rangoon General Hospital","display":"The Japanese Era Rangoon General Hospital"},"pageid":48904962,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital.jpg","width":248,"height":402},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital.jpg","width":248,"height":402},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255677725","tid":"d5e5c801-9beb-11ef-a706-1f6a8ae3e15c","timestamp":"2024-11-06T03:04:28Z","description":"1967 memoir by Myint Swe","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Japanese_Era_Rangoon_General_Hospital"}},"extract":"The Japanese Era Rangoon General Hospital: Memoir of A Wartime Physician is a memoir written by Myint Swe, first published in 1967. It chronicles the events at the only hospital in Yangon (Rangoon) open to non-Japanese during the Japanese occupation of Burma. The book includes the author's eyewitness accounts of hardship and struggles at the makeshift hospital as well as several key people of the era that were treated there, including: Aung San, Ne Win, Bo Letya, Bo Setkya, Thakin Than Tun, Thakin Mya, Ba Cho, Kyaw Nyein, Thakin Po Hla Gyi, Lanmadaw Po Tok, S. C. Bose, and J. R. Bhonsle.","extract_html":"
The Japanese Era Rangoon General Hospital: Memoir of A Wartime Physician is a memoir written by Myint Swe, first published in 1967. It chronicles the events at the only hospital in Yangon (Rangoon) open to non-Japanese during the Japanese occupation of Burma. The book includes the author's eyewitness accounts of hardship and struggles at the makeshift hospital as well as several key people of the era that were treated there, including: Aung San, Ne Win, Bo Letya, Bo Setkya, Thakin Than Tun, Thakin Mya, Ba Cho, Kyaw Nyein, Thakin Po Hla Gyi, Lanmadaw Po Tok, S. C. Bose, and J. R. Bhonsle.
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