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{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?","punchline":"He was too far out, man.","id":311}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?","punchline":"Because they're so good at it.","id":355}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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Hovmantorp is the largest locality in Lessebo Municipality, Kronoberg County, Sweden, with 2,991 inhabitants in 2010. However, Hovmantorp is not the municipal seat, which is Lessebo.
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are mummys scared of vacation?","punchline":"They're afraid to unwind.","id":302}
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