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So Fresh: The Hits of Autumn 2005 is a compilation of songs that were popular in Australia in autumn 2005. It was released on 23 March 2005. The compilation was certified double platinum by the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA), denoting shipments of 140,000 copies.
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\"How to Be a Girl\" is the tenth single by Japanese recording artist Namie Amuro. It was released on May 21, 1997, through Avex Trax. It was used as the Bristol-Myers Sea Breeze commercial song, which was used for four commercials. The style of the song is similar to that of her single \"A Walk in the Park,\" which has an evident electronic sound in the vein of her producer Tetsuya Komuro's group globe. Lyrics were even written by Marc Panther, who is another member of the group. This was the final single from her third studio album Concentration 20 (1997), which was released two months later. The single is a follow-up to \"Can You Celebrate?\", which became her biggest hit.
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