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Charlotte Rose Wardlaw is a footballer who plays as a defender or defensive midfielder for Women's Championship club Newcastle United. Born in England, she represented that nation at youth international levels but in 2025 switched to play for Scotland national team.
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Riverstage is an outdoor entertainment venue in Brisbane, Australia. The venue occupies a 2 ha site within the City Botanic Gardens and has a capacity of 9,500. The Brisbane Festival makes regularly use of the venue. Riverstage regularly features local, national and international concerts, including large-scale music concerts, as well as family and community events.
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Spring Point Township is one of eight townships in Cumberland County, Illinois, USA. As of the 2020 census, its population was 1,332 and it contained 485 housing units.
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