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Xiangji Temple is a Buddhist temple located in Gongshu District of Hangzhou, Zhejiang, China.

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{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}

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Walter \"Pudger\" McDonald was an Australian cricketer. He played one first-class cricket match for Victoria, two for Queensland, and one for Tasmania between 1922 and 1929.

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Laura J. Woods was a state senator in the U.S. State of Colorado. She represented Senate District 19, which encompasses most of the City of Arvada, and the northwest section of the City of Westminster in Jefferson County. She served on the Senate Appropriations, Business, Labor & Technology and Education committees.

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{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}

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